Some interesting thoughts here...of course a bit of silliness and whimsey too...

1.) If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times
does he become disoriented?

2.) If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

3.) Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

4.) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

5.) If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

6.) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

7.) When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your
two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

8.) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

9.) Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
begin with.

10.) When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

11.) Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
drives a race car not called a racist?

12.) Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

13.) Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

14.) Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

15.) "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language
(actually the Bible). Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

16.) If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, and dry cleaners

17.) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it "FEDup"?

18.) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

19.) What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of baldmen?

20.) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older, then it dawned on me...they're cramming for
their final exam.

21.) I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

22.) Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while
they deliver the mail?

23.) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the others here for?

24.) You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

25.) No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

26.) Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't

27.) If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

28.) Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

29.) If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

30.) Where are WD-1 thru WD-39?

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